Cliché

lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

funnyordie:

Bagel Package Warns Against Overindulging
They’re just saying that for liability reasons. Carry on.

funnyordie:

Bagel Package Warns Against Overindulging

They’re just saying that for liability reasons. Carry on.